theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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