My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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