If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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