quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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