Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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