I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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