i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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