I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Enjoy the penises
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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