there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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