it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Randomize
