I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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