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The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
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