If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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