Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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