I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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