David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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