There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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