okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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