Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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