I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude. I can hear the air.
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