Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
either way he was missing a nipple.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
The beer is more important than you right now.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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