I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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