so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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