I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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