Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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