Having a random hookup so left but love u
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
