He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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