We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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