I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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