Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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