I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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