ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
