The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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