Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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