We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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