My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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