Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
