Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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