Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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