well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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