he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize