They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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