Well apparently he's into motor boating.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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