What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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