is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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