Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Rumble strips road head = magical
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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