the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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