I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
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