I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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