Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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