um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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