i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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