i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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