Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Come on in and take your pants off
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