his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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