I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
im holly from the hills drunk
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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