I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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