I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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