after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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